Rev. Derek Dunwoody, a retired Anglican priest from Calgary, has the answer for all that ails the Anglican Church of Canada: toss out the “restrictive” historic creeds which represented a “doctrine controlled corporation with a top-down management style in which the expression of compassion was an uncommon experience” and replace them with what Jesus was really getting at. You must:

Wake up the latent ability within you to live into the awareness of the presence of the Compassionate Holy Mystery in your hearts and let it flow out from you into all of humanity.

The same Rev. Dunwoody, in April 2010, wrote that original sin is an outdated concept and that the God of the Bible is “capricious, petty and easily offended”.

If you want to see if the article awakens anything within you other than a headache and mild nausea, Dunwoody’s spiritualised Anthony Robbins formula for successful churches is here on page 7.