From here:
A British woman says she has several love interests, but none of them can hold a candle to Lumiere — a 91-year-old chandelier she plans to marry, according to a report.
Normally this would not be of much interest on an Anglican blog but, since the passing of resolution A101 at General Synod, our bishops have made it reasonably clear that if the canons do not explicitly prohibit a particular form of marriage, then a diocesan bishop is at liberty to concoct “authorized liturgies for the solemnization of” said marriage.
Emigrate to Canada Amanda Liberty, I’m sure you will be able to find a bishop to have you matrimonially swinging from your chandelier in no time.
Reminds me of the old Cold War era joke, “Speak clearly into the chandelier”!
When may we expect to see liturgies for incest, rape, pedophilia, theft, false witness, ruthless greed, murder etc.?
But- you have to admit- thats one good looking chandelier…..
I’ve heard of women trying to break through the “glass ceiling”.
But marrying it seems like a new tactic. Ha ha!
Unfortunately when really silly women are involved the sky’s the limit …
Though I am certainly in favour of the female of the species, when she marries a real man, feeling that her husband is far above her rather than beneath her. (David why no smileys here?)
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Also, I somehow doubt that the surname “Liberty” was the one she was registered by at birth.