Obviously the previous fundraising effort cunningly disguised as a $400,000 lawsuit was not enough. I just received this email from the Diocese of Niagara:

THANKS! and….. please help if you can!‏

A couple of days ago when we asked to “send a kid to camp” we had a wonderful reponse.  Not only did people register children, but we were offered money to help children who needed financial assistance. There are many generous people in the Anglican community and we are very thankful.  There is still room in the camp if you have a child or know of a child who wants to go to this terrific camp…….

We need $1175.00.  We’re hoping that one or more persons can help us with this.  If you can help fund these children in any way, please either contact Canterbury Hills or if you prefer, the Diocesan Treasurer – Jody Beck.  In advance thank you so much for your generosity!

How should I respond to such a heartfelt plea?

Dear  Diocese,

I would love to “send a kid to camp”. Unfortunately, due to circumstances created by someone you know quite well, all my spare cash – and much that isn’t spare – is finding its way into the hands of lawyers.

Jody Beck, if you happen to see this, could you spare a few hundred thousand? In advance thank you so much for your generosity!