Sparkle is over now, so if you were blissfully unaware of it (as, regrettably, I was), you will have to wait for next year’s celebration of all things transgender.

In addition to seeing Lynne Featherstone MP, minister for equalities and participating in the Tranny of the year competition, you could have attended a Special Sparkle Church Service at St Ninian’s United Reformed Church led by Transgender members; even though it isn’t Anglican, I expect many of us would have found that very tempting.

For those men who are not endowed as our inner woman would wish, consider Stick on Curves, which do this:

Before:

After:

If only I had known about these sooner. I wonder if Lynne Featherstone uses them.