1965. Celebrity opinion on marriage: anti-marriage.

2011. Celebrity opinion on marriage: pro-marriage. Gay marriage, that is.

This is what is known as progress in the rarefied strata of celebrity intellectuals. Let no churlish cynic complain that it is too easy for celebrities to gain public attention by trotting out their vapid meanderings. Mrs. Gag-Gag (the spelling may be a bit off) says she is poised to become a minister of religion in furtherance of her cause. Now those are fighting words: eat your heart out Christopher Seitz.