North Koreans punished for insufficient grief

North Koreans have enough to be miserable about, so it couldn’t have been too difficult to produce some crocodile tears when Kim Jong-il went to meet his maker. Nevertheless, those whose pleasure at the lunatic’s demise overwhelmed their ability to squeeze out the necessary number of tears have been duly punished.

From here:

Authorities in North Korea are reportedly punishing citizens – six months of hard labour – who didn’t mourn hard enough over the death of “eternal leader” Kim Jong-il.

Anyone who didn’t attend the histrionic mass gatherings in Kim’s honour, or who did attend “but didn’t cry and didn’t seem genuine,” could be subjected to six months in a labour camp, reports the South Korea-based Daily NK newspaper.

Being chastised for inadequate devotion to the beloved leaders of man-made egalitarian paradises is not new. The fear of being the first to stop applauding Comrade Stalin when he rose to speak was so great that a bell had to be rung so the Great Leader could be heard.

 

 

It’s odd how things tend to become reversed: it would make more sense to hear the applause at Kim Jong-il’s death and the weeping when Stalin rose to speak.

Jimmy Carter wishes Kim Jong-il’s successor every success

The odious peanut farmer from Georgia, having tired of denouncing Israel for apartheid, has sought a balm for his sensibilities in the roseate ambience of North Korea, whose practices appear to meet his full approval since he wishes their new dictator every success in their continuance.

Is Carter barking mad? Of course he is.

From here:

Former President Jimmy Carter has sent North Korea a message of condolence over the death of Kim Jong-il and wished “every success” to the man expected to take over as dictator, according to the communist country’s state-run news agency.

A dispatch from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) said Mr. Carter sent the message to Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-il’s son and heir apparent.

“In the message Jimmy Carter extended condolences to Kim Jong Un and the Korean people over the demise of leader Kim Jong Il. He wished Kim Jong Un every success as he assumes his new responsibility of leadership, looking forward to another visit to [North Korea] in the future,” the KCNA dispatch read.