Becoming a Muslim to curry flavour

From here:

SERIAL killer Colin Ireland wants to become a Muslim – because he loves the curries they get fed in jail.

Evil Ireland, 56, even asked to be allowed to attend Friday prayers but was turned down.

The killer, who slaughtered five gay men, is now determined to convert to Islam from Christianity.

He told fellow inmates at Wakefield jail, West Yorkshire, his change of faith was sparked by spicy food.

A source said: “A love of curry must be the strangest reason ever to want to convert.

On the contrary, a pining for curry is probably the only reason for becoming a Muslim. Still pretty flimsy, though.