Anglican Archbishop stands with Muslims at Danforth vigil

Here is Archbishop Colin Johnson posing with Muslim youth at last night’s Danforth vigil.

By doing this I imagine he was trying to make a point; but what was it? That Anglican Archbishops believe Islam is a religion of peace despite mountains of evidence to the contrary? That Anglican Archbishops think ISIS – who have taken credit for the attack (not that that means much) – is not entitled to self-identify as Islamic even though men are entitled to self-identify as women? That there is no gulf between Christianity and Islam; after all, we believe in the same God, don’t we? This particular brand of Islam even has its own messiah:

Ahmadiyya Muslim Community or the Ahmadiyya Muslim Jama’at; Arabic: الجماعة الإسلامية الأحمدية‎, transliterated: al-Jamā’ah al-Islāmiyyah al-Aḥmadiyyah; Urdu: احمدیہ مسلم جماعت‎) is an Islamic religious movement founded in Punjab, British India, in the late 19th century. It originated with the life and teachings of Mirza Ghulam Ahmad (1835–1908), who claimed to have been divinely appointed as both the promised Mahdi (Guided One) and Messiah expected by Muslims to appear towards the end times and bring about, by peaceful means, the final triumph of Islam; as well as to embody, in this capacity, the expected eschatological figure of other major religious traditions.

Or perhaps he was just standing in his comfort zone.

Close Encounters with Revenue Canada – India Division

I received this phone call today:

 

I’ve been waiting all year for one of these, so naturally I returned the call:

 

I wasn’t entirely happy with that, so I had another go:

 

That got me nowhere. One more try, I thought. The language in this one is a little more fruity:

Glory to the gender bending God

When I was a student at university most of my attention was occupied by drinking, chasing girls and playing the guitar. I wasn’t a Christian at that point, although I did live next door to a couple of Christians with whom I became friends in spite of the fact that I diligently tried to scandalise and upset them whenever I had the chance. They must have forgiven me; one of them used to ask my advice on dating.

Evidently student Christianity has changed a little over the years. It is now a different century and, for me, a different country. And, it would appear, a different religion. I wasn’t convinced that the beliefs of my Christian friends were true, but at least I didn’t think them risibly preposterous. This, on the other hand, is:

Student Christian Movement of Canada

Glory to the Gender-Bending God – This is a devotional explores common experiences of trans people and how they correlate to themes appearing in the Bible. Through this devotional, we hope to affirm the lived experiences of trans people and celebrate trans folks as people of faith. Do name changes, chosen family, and struggling against institutions sound familiar? They should, because all these experiences echo throughout both the Hebrew Bible and the New Testament. (Full Devotional/Mini Devotional)

The devotional has two accompanying resources:

Tips for a Trans-Affirming Church

Trans Terms & Definitions

Reimagining people of faith

Here is a tweet by the Archbishop of Canterbury where he informs us he has been meeting people to discuss “peace and reconciliation as people of faith.” Not, you will note “as Christians” but “as people of faith”, a designation so devoid of meaning its use can only be attributed to a severe case of pathological platitude syndrome. After all, there is no such thing as a person with no faith: atheists have faith in their own rationality – usually misplaced in my experience – Druids have faith in animism and contemporary Anglicans have faith in dogma-free homoerotic subjectivism.

True peace and reconciliation can only be found through Christ; perhaps that has just temporarily slipped Justin Welby’s mind.

It must be an afternoon for irritating Canterbury tweets. Here is another one where Welby is reimagining religious leadership for the greater good of the world. Surely you can only reimagine something if it was imaginary in the first place? I suppose that does make sense if Welby is applying it to his leadership of the Anglican Communion.

Bishop Terry Buckle joins ANiC

Bishop Terry Buckle has joined the Anglican Network in Canada, following in the footsteps of Bishop William Anderson who left the ACoC for ANiC in November last year.

In 2003 Bishop Terry offered alternative episcopal oversight to New Westminster parishes unwilling to continue under Bishop Michael Ingham after he approved same-sex blessings. The offer did not fill Ingham with unalloyed joy and was later retracted.

In 2005 he was elected metropolitan of the ecclesiastical province of British Columbia and Yukon and he also served as chaplain to the Zacchaeus Fellowship, a group of Christian believers who have struggled with same-sex attraction.

From here:

Bishop Charlie Masters has just welcomed Bishop Terry Buckle and his wife Blanche into the Anglican Network in Canada.

They continue to reside in Whitehorse, Yukon. Bishop Terry is a retired Bishop of the Diocese of Yukon and a Metropolitan within the Anglican Church of Canada.

As of June 14th, 2018, Bishop Terry has relinquished the exercise of ministry in the Anglican Church of Canada and was welcomed to the Anglican Network in Canada (ANiC) by Bishop Charlie early in July.

As a retired bishop in ANiC, he will be given a General Permission from Bishop Charlie to exercise all the priestly functions such as preaching, teaching, and celebrating communion.

Bishop Charlie stated, “We are delighted to welcome such a godly, orthodox bishop, whom we have known for many years, into our midst. His partnership in the Gospel, his passion for the Gospel, his supportive friendship and his many years of experience in Christian service, and now his excitement about continuing to serve the Lord Jesus, will be a blessing to the future of the Anglican Network in Canada.”

Screwtape’s Bible Study

The Diocese of Edmonton is advertising a course on “God, Christianity and the Bible”.

Regrettably, the title of the course is the preamble to the serpent’s temptation of Eve in the Garden of Eden. The one that precipitated the Fall and was the start of all our problems.

Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?” Genesis 3:1

Perhaps it is a Freudian slip or perhaps they have persuaded Satan to lead the course.

To find out which it is, you will have to attend.

An Archbishop, a Queen and an Imam

Didn’t walk into a bar but they did find themselves together at Windsor Castle in this rather odd juxtaposition:

The Queen is flanked by Justin Welby who believes – although he is slippery about admitting it – in same sex-marriage and the Grand Imam of Al-Azhar who believes homosexuality is “completely strange to eastern men… who are naturally disgusted with such deviance”.

By rights Welby should regard the imam as a homophobe – except that would make Welby an Islamophobe. What a conundrum.

My sympathy is with the Queen who was stuck in the middle.

Suicide prevention in the Anglican Church of Canada

The church has hired two new suicide prevention workers. You might suppose that their focus would be on the recovery of those unfortunate enough to have accidentally overdosed on ACoC sermons. But no, they will be working on Indigenous suicide prevention, a worthy endeavour, without doubt.

The irony is that while these new hires will be working to prevent suicide among Indigenous people, as indeed they should, many of the rest of the clergy are perfectly happy to go along with, and even attend, bless and sanctify, state assisted suicide simply because it is now legal in Canada.

For example, the new bishop of Toronto, Andrew Asbil was present at a recent joint euthanizing.

From here:

The Anglican Church of Canada has hired two new suicide prevention workers as part of its Indigenous ministry.

Jeffery Stanley, a master of divinity student at the Vancouver School of Theology, began work June 25; Yolanda Bird, a former member of Council of General Synod (CoGS) with extensive experience working with children and youth, began July 3.

Each will be responsible for helping deliver existing suicide prevention programs in the dioceses in their areas, as well as helping develop new ones, said Indigenous ministries co-ordinator Canon Ginny Doctor. Their work will also include developing teams of volunteers in dioceses where the need for suicide prevention is especially high, she said.

Bishop of Toronto declares that the Holy Spirit is male

Here is the homosexual bishop of Toronto, Kevin Robertson, clearly exhibiting a spasm of unrepentant patriarchy by holding up an offensive sign in the Toronto Pride Parade.

This is a slippery slope: if, today, a bishop can get away with saying the Holy Spirit is male, before long he’ll be calling God “Father”.

Where is the outrage from our feminist clergy? Has anyone reported this as a hate crime?

Drag queens recruiting children

Central Children’s Library in London, Ontario is having Drag Queen Story Time.

DATE: Saturday, July 21st, 2018 from 2:30 PM to 3:15 PM

LOCATION: Spriet Family Children’s Library, Central Library, 251 Dundas Street

COST: FREE (Drop In Event)

DRAG QUEEN STORYTIME

Back by popular demand is our 2nd Annual Drag Queen Storytime at London Public Library!

Talk, read & sing with London’s fabulous Drag Queens as we hear stories about diversity & self-empowerment. Wear your favourite dress or costume!

Make sure to stay after storytime & enjoy the activites in the Spriet Family Children’s Library!

The event is intended for children so, until someone comes up with the bright idea that drag queens are born not made, it is transparently clear that the event is recruiting children by peddling the notion that men pretending to be women – albeit the ugliest women you’ve ever seen – is not just normal but a vocation to which junior could aspire.

Here they are in action. As you can see, all perfectly normal: