They are such killjoys.

From Here

Church of England bans swinging, drinking vicar from practising

A female vicar who told colleagues that she went on swinging holidays in the South of France and who turned up drunk to church services has been banned from practising for 12 years by the Church of England.

The Rev Teresa Davies, from Daventry, Northamptonshire, was found guilty of inappropriate conduct at a tribunal in London yesterday.

Mrs Davies was said to have told two church colleagues at a Christmas lunch in 2006 that she and her husband had spent holidays without their children in the South of France, in an area that she said was noted for “the casual exchange of sexual partners”.

The tribunal also heard that Mrs Davies, 37, and her husband had posted under the name “Tess and Mick, Daventry” on swinging websites.

My dear Tess, you should have claimed to be out of touch with your inner lesbian and only got up to these naughty pranks to compensate; then you would have been fine.

Still, you can swing away for 12 years and then come back, it seems.