A generous pastoral response to people married to their cats; if that doesn’t fill the pews, nothing will.

From here:

Barbarella Buchner is still married to her two cats after 11 years and is now living on the Spanish island of Lanzarote.

On January 9 2004, she tied the knot with her two male felines, named Spider and Lugosi, after breaking up with her (human) partner of seven years.

Barbarella Buchner sounds like bishop material to me.