Jesus’ true nature finally revealed

He was mostly water.

From here (page 9):

In her reflection, Jennifer Henry, executive director of KAIROS, reminded those present that, through his incarnation, Jesus was “a child who, like other babies, was mostly water – 75 per cent water, so they say.” Like the rest of humanity, Jesus depended on water for his daily needs, she said.

These ladies, despite all appearances to the contrary, are not suffering from a bout of severe constipation, but are thumping vigorously on their drums to convince us that we all have a role in protecting the waters of the Earth. Just looking at them convinces me, I don’t know about you.

Constipation

4 thoughts on “Jesus’ true nature finally revealed

  1. “For whatsoever is born of GOD overcometh the world:
    and this is the victory that overcometh the world, even our faith.
    Who is he that overcometh the world,
    but he that believeth that Jesus is The Son of GOD?
    This is He that came by water and blood, even Jesus Christ;
    not by water only,
    but by water and blood.
    And it is The Spirit that beareth Witness,
    because The Spirit is Truth. ”

    + I John 5, passim

  2. I hate it when someone gets something mostly right…Well, yes. We do believe that Jesus is and was 100% man and 100% God, and that 100% humans are about 75% water. That’s simple enough. It’s that other 100% about God they normally get 100% wrong. And drumming is 100% a bad idea.

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