A Don Quixote for the age of Twitter:
With his trusty paintbrush, Stefan Gatward has been flying the flag for the English language.
Dressed in a collar, tie and well-polished shoes, the former soldier has been fixing missed apostrophes on grammatically incorrect street signs in Tunbridge Wells.
Reaction on the street was mixed – one neighbour offered him praise, but another, also a soldier, took offence.
Mr Gatward said: ‘He asked me what I was doing and told me I was wrong. He called me a vandal and a graffiti artist.
‘He tried to tell me that the post office would not deliver to the street if you put an apostrophe on the address.’
Good for him!
I love this guy:
He will not join the ‘five items or less’ queue at the supermarket, in protest that the sign should read ‘five items or fewer’.
Amen! Stefan Gatward for Prime Minister.