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Getting married? Have it your way, says Church of England.

Just weeks before the royal wedding of Will and Kate, the Church of England has a new video on its wedding website. You can wed at a magnificent church as easy as ordering a fast food burger — your way. And you don’t even have to be Christian.

By lowering the entrance qualifications to zero, the Church of England is trying to attract people who are looking for nothing but pretty buildings and grinning, compliant vicars.

Which parish will be the first to offer a drive-through lane?