Category Archives: Humour
Isabel redux
We are not amused:
Had she known, Windsor Castle’s most famous resident would not have been amused.
A couple were caught having sex on a grass bank outside the Queen’s residence yesterday – as hundreds of shocked tourists looked on in horror and amusement.
Apparently unable to control themselves, the drunken pair stripped naked and began having sex in front of the Castle’s Garter Tower in full view of a busy road and shops.
Amused Japanese tourists jostled for position as they filmed the couple.
Clement Freud (24 April 1924 – 15 April 2009). R.I.P.
One of the funniest men on BBC radio.
Me Church
The Fashionable Vicar
The latest fashions among the clergy were on display as local priests swapped pulpits for the catwalk.
Fred, trying not to look too butch, strutted confidently along the catwalk modelling his flowing vestments in Winter White with blue accents by Wipple of Exeter.
When a bright-eyed, breathlessly flushed Fred was interviewed later, he confided that “Canadian clergy are no longer willing to put up with dirty, worn-out robes.” Gracefully twirling, he told us that “our women clergy have brought a fresh new look to garments. We call it Fresh Expressions.”
Sister Josephine
I have a dear friend who is a retired nun. I’ve just finished reading her recently published autobiography, a fascinating volume that in no way reminded me of Sister Josephine; but here it is anyway: