Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab sewed explosives into his underwear (didn’t anyone tell him about the 72 virgins?) and tried to blow up a plane on Christmas day; although he was unsuccessful,  smoke was seen swirling from…. well, never mind.

A Nigerian banker’s son charged with trying to blow up a plane over Detroit claims he trained with Al Qaeda leaders who had explosives sewn into his underwear, it was reported Saturday.

Umar copied this plan from Christians, of course:

h/t: Weasel Zippers