Bacon smell offends Muslims

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A cafe owner was ordered to remove an extractor fan because the smell of her frying bacon offended passing Muslims.

Planning officials acted against Beverley Akciecek, 49, after being told her next door neighbour’s Muslim friends had felt ”physically sick” due to the ”foul odour.”

The fan has been in Beverley’s Snack Shack takeaway in the Shaw Heath area of the town for the past three years.

I presume this is the burka syndrome at work in a different form. Delicate Muslim sensibilities are so inflamed by the enticing smell of cooking bacon that, once exposed to it, repressed Muslim men living on a pork hair trigger will succumb to what they secretly dream of day and night: an orgy of depraved gammon gorging. Similar to what could happen on seeing a woman who is not dressed as a sausage – a pork free sausage, of course.

2 thoughts on “Bacon smell offends Muslims

  1. In Brandon I lived between the Keystone Center to the west, real BS and Fair noise and to the east Simplot anhydrous and the sewage pond. It all depended on the wind. I’m sorry but this constant barrage of whining is getting on my nerve, the only one I have left.

  2. I think (reading the article carefully) that the objector is English (ie. likely to be non-Muslim) and is trying to use the Muslim-objection angle to make a reason against the cafe’s extractor. Maybe I can think up an offensive-to-Muslims spin for my next planning permission objection …

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