At last: a reason for wearing a tie

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Tired office male workers can now fall asleep at their desk in comfort – using a new necktie that contains an inflatable pillow.

The Pillow Tie is available in over 60 ‘stylish’ designs and looks just like a normal tie when deflated and worn with a suit, or so its manufacturers claim.

But it also holds a discreet air bag that can be blown-up in less than a breath.

A small mouthpiece – similar to those found on swimming arm bands – is hidden behind the ‘arrow end’ of the tie.

This allows the wearer to simply lift the tie to their mouth, inflate it and lay their head and ‘pillow’ on a desk.

The tie does not even need to be removed from the neck.

It can be deflated in seconds if the boss returns to the office and you want to appear busy.

The company sells the ties using the slogan: ‘Because most functions that require a necktie… deserve to be slept through.’

I wonder if there will be a pew-friendly Anglican version.

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