And this one is even more farfetched than most:

A taxi boss has hit out after one of her drivers was told to remove a religious cross from his vehicle’s dashboard – because it looked ‘very phallic’.

Clair Cook was told by her local council that her driver’s symbol should be removed because they had had a complaint from a 15-year-old schoolboy that the cross was a ‘fake penis’.

It didn’t seem occur to anyone that to a 15-year-old schoolboy almost everything looks ‘very phallic’.