The American Nazi Party is delighted with Occupy Wall Street and has released a statement with the enlightening news that Wall Street bankers are all Jews – and those who aren’t are spiritual Jews.

The Communist Party USA announced that it is squarely behind the occupiers. They concentrate on corporate greed – a real shocker – a new level of class-consciousness and putting people before profits – unless it’s people who are making the profit and then they go into an iterative tautological soliloquy, never to emerge from the resulting collectivist sinkhole.

Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, gloated that the end of Capitalism is nigh – along with Western civilisation – and, I admit, looking at the protesters, he has a point.

Meanwhile, those who have not yet reached a new level of class-consciousness and don’t have time to occupy anything because they are busy trying to make a living (which may or may nor include the demon profit), are losing patience with the whole thing.