And now for something completely different: a remote-controlled contraceptive chip implanted in the buttock of your choice

From here:

Helped along by one of the world’s most notable billionaires, a U.S. firm is developing a tiny implant that acts as a contraceptive for 16 years — and can be turned on or off using a remote control.

The birth control microchip, funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, would hold nearly two decades worth of a hormone commonly used in contraceptives and dispense 30 micrograms a day, according to a report from the MIT Technology Review.

The new birth control, which is set to begin preclinical testing next year with hopes of putting it on shelves in 2018, can be implanted in the buttocks, upper arm or abdomen.

The possibilities are endless: roll on the remote-controlled abortion chip; the euthanasia chip; the euthanasia chip hacking kit. I can’t wait.

Rob Ford commits the unforgivable sin: he doesn’t stand for WorldPride ovation

From here:

Several councillors aren’t impressed with Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s decision to remain seated during a standing ovation for WorldPride organizers at city hall earlier today.

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Coun. Mike Layton tweeted that Ford’s behaviour was “disgraceful.”

Watching that video reminded me of something:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXGh_sbPUk0

More Anglican Church of Canada statistics

The Anglican Church of Canada published the following statistics for 2001:

acoc2001In 2007 the numbers looked like this:

acoc2007The “Members on Parish Rolls” number has little meaning since, for example, I am still counted as being a member of the Diocese of Niagara. The more meaningful number, “Confirmed on Parish Rolls” is missing for some dioceses for 2007 so 210,094 is low – probably not that low, though.

The diocese of Nova Scotia has seen a rather startling Average Sunday Attendance decline of 63% in 6 years and the number of Regular Givers in Quebec has declined by 66%.

The 2001 and 2007 numbers for some of the dioceses – Niagara, Fredericton, Calgary, BC [updated] and Saskatchewan – are suspiciously identical, so they are almost certainly inflated for 2007.

Note that the ANiC split occurred in 2008 so the post 2008 figures for the Anglican Church of Canada will be even bleaker.

UK: Christian school assembly should be scrapped says bishop

I remember attending school assembly every morning with studied ennui, inspired by the masters seated on the stage whose yawns and nose picking delivered the strong message that they had little interest in what was going on.

By the time I had reached the fifth form, I had decided I was an atheist and persuaded my long-suffering parents to write to the headmaster to excuse me from the tedium of morning assembly. Nothing came of it, though since, as the head patiently explained to me, he had a legal requirement to compel my attendance.

In spite of myself, I still enjoyed singing the hymns.

You might think that being forced to participate in something in which I didn’t believe would put me off it for good. As it turns out, it didn’t. In spite of stout resistance, parts of the Christian message – the Lord’s Prayer, for example – infiltrated my psyche, a clandestine fifth column of ideas whose enduring presence I was profoundly grateful for once I had seen through the irrationality of atheism.

Now, an Anglican bishop, in a characterise manoeuvre to undermine what he is paid to uphold, is proposing that Christian Assembly should be replaced by that most vacuous of activities: spiritual reflection.

bishFrom here:

The 70-year-old legal requirement for schools to include an act of collective worship in assembly should be dropped because of the decline of Christianity in Britain, the Church of England’s head of education has said.

The Bishop of Oxford, the Rt Rev John Pritchard, said schools should still have to make time for “spiritual reflection” containing elements of Christianity and the other major religions.

But he said compulsory participation in collective “worship” was more suited to the 1940s, could actively put people off religion and is meaningless to people who do not believe.

Under the 1944 Education Act schools are legally obliged to stage acts of collective worship “wholly or mainly of a broadly Christian character”. There are separate arrangements for Muslim, Jewish, Hindu and Sikh faith schools.

Anglican Bishops in the Toronto World Pride March

No pride march be complete without a couple of bishops observing their annual ritual obeisance to the Zeitgeist.

So far they have kept their clothes on.

Here is Bishop Philip Poole from the Diocese of Toronto:

Poole

And here is Terence Finlay, former Archbishop of the Ecclesiastical Province of Ontario:

Finlay

Neither are wearing a Proud Anglicans sash and both are carrying bags; I wonder if they pinched the rainbow sashes.

The Proud Anglican rainbow sash robbery

SashIt seems that there has been some proud Anglican pilfering of the rainbow sashes sported by with-it Anglicans in the World Pride Parade.

Anyone guilty of proud sash purloining should return them at once to the fellow in the tiara. It’s the decent thing to do, particularly considering they are rather hard up. Or, as Charles Ryder’s father in Brideshead Revisited so eloquently put it when his son asked him for money:

‘Well, I’m the worst person to come to for advice. I’ve never been “short” as you so painfully call it. And yet what else could you say? Hard up? Penurious? Distressed? Embarrassed? Stonybroke?’ (snuffle). ‘On the rocks? In Queer Street? Let us say you are in Queer Street and leave it at that.’

From here:

If you were in the Pride Parade, I need your help: quite a few of our rainbow Proud Anglicans sashes did not return. They’re not like giveaway Tshirts – we want to use them again.

Anglican and Lutheran leaders meet to compare notes on who is in steeper decline

The leaders of the North American Anglican and Lutheran Churches recently met in Toronto to discuss mission. With each denomination in dramatic decline – the Anglican Church of Canada had a pitiful average Sunday attendance of around 141,000 in 2007 – it only makes sense that they pool their survival strategies, known as “mission” in ecclesiastical parlance, to attempt to eke out an existence at least until the current generation of clergy start collecting their pensions.

This “renewed focus on mission” has created a sense of “renewed energy”, apparently; to paraphrase Dr Johnson, nothing concentrates the mind as effectively as the prospect of one’s imminent demise.

As part of the plan to demonstrate that the denominations are still relevant and to allay the suspicion that the meeting was entirely self-serving, the leaders have promised to issue a joint statement on climate change. Many of us have been waiting agog with anticipation for a joint Anglican-Lutheran statement on climate change: if that doesn’t fill the pews, nothing will.

Fred Hiltz is confident that conflict around same-sex marriage is not as all-consuming as it used to be. This shouldn’t be too surprising since most of those who disagree with the church’s determination to bless same-sex unions have either left, died or are too exhausted to argue any more.

four-wayFrom here:

When the heads of the Anglican and Lutheran Churches in North America met recently in Toronto, a common theme emerged when they shared developments in their respective churches: all felt a sense of “renewed energy” that they attributed to a “renewed focus on mission.”

One of the big things he heard, said Archbishop Fred Hiltz, primate of the Anglican Church of Canada, was that, “We’re in a different place…Notwithstanding the fact that there’s still some tension within our churches around human sexuality, we could all say, ‘we’re in a much less conflicted place.’”

While conflicts around same-sex blessings and same-sex marriages remain, “it’s not all consuming compared to, say, a few years ago,” said Hiltz in an interview.

Hiltz, along with Evangelical Lutheran Church in Canada Bishop Susan Johnson, Episcopal Church Presiding Bishop Katharine Jefferts Schori, and Evangelical Lutheran Church in America Presiding Bishop Elizabeth Eaton met in Toronto July 2 and 3. The meeting was the fifth of informal talks colloquially known as the “Four-Way” dialogue.

Anglicans at World Pride 2014

As usual the Anglican Church of Canada was represented:

Proud Anglicans

More PA

The rector in this photo is Rev. Maggie Helwig who has a particular interest in not offending human dignity. Oddly enough, elsewhere in the march that she was so happy to take part in, we find a display that falls somewhat short of a panegyric to the human dignity of which she is so fond:

TNT

You will be pleased to hear that over $1.8M of our taxes went into making this march such a law-flouting success.